foamers

Somebody who is obsessed with trains, may or may not work for the railroad. But they love trains so much they foam up in the mouth staring at trains, and jerk off with the foam.

Foamers: oh, you work for the railroad? I would have but didn’t send in a application, but I know everything about trains. I have a 64 track full model train set up through my house, I even sit on my lawn chair and stair at trains going by.

Normal railroad worker: wtf?

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move along, nothing to see here

A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.

Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?

Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here

Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!

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Pillow Prince

The m/m version of a {Pillow Princess}. Said with less disdain and more appreciation within the m/m community than in the w/w community.

"Why are there bite marks on Stephen's pillow?"
"Oh. He's a pillow prince."
"Aw, his boyfriends so lucky"

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sweetfeet

A hot chick with pretty feet that I love with all my heart.
My pretty wife has the sweetest feet on the planet.
I love you Sweetfeet.

Hey Sweetfeet,can you grab me a beer my love please and thank you.

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ohio

what's happening

person 1: welcome to Ohio
person 2: why is everything on fire

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grill

What nerdy virgins call a girl.

*Watches tourney on Twitch*
*Camera pans to crowd*
*Girl on camera*
Entire chat: GRILL, HOT GRILL, etc.

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cheetle

the orange, powdery residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos

Crap. Quit touching my stuff, and put down that bag of Cheetos, for Christ's sake. You should know by now that cheetle doesn't come out of silk.

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