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A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".
My neighbor Billy is an egg-sucking dog. He took a box of Girl Scout cookies and didn't pay for them.
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A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!
Bro, I gave Bella a Margarita Toe and I can't go back.
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Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.
Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!
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A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.
"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."
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A Person Who Sleeps with The Lights Turned on and a Shitload of Blankets, Mainly 10, 21 or Over 9000 Blankets
Hey, Don't Be Such a Cozy Glow
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A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.
Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.
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when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"
did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout
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