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A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table.
The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.
Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting.
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only doing your friends drugs to save money.
sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?
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A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”.
Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
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A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.
“You still talkin to that Build-a-Bear?” “Girl, he’s a Build-a-Bear. Don’t waste your time or he will waste yours!” “You deserve so much better than a Build-a-Bear!”
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A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.
I'm a single pringle.
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when you feel pain that is so excruciatingly excruciating that it turns you into a blood lusting, apocalyptic, soul reaping, thunder cunt death weapon and you destroy the closest thing you can get you're inner ogre clutches on until the moment you feel satisfaction or the agony gets so intense you pass out.
A man was walking on water being jesus, a group of whale hunters shoot a harpoon into his nut sack, the man then screamed in pure terror and turned around with his butt facing the whale hunters and screamed "It hurts so good" then he began to twerk so fast lightning came out his butt cheeks and electrocuted the whale hunters until they bursted into a giant cloud of incinerated dust particles. Never again will they shoot Twerk God
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Rizz actually comes from the word charisma, where in southern Baltimore they've started to shorten it, to "rizzma" (the noun replacing charisma) and to "rizz" (the action of showing charisma), through twitch live streamer Kai Cenat's editor, a resident of south Baltimore, he started putting rizz in the compilation thumbnails and the word was adopted all over the United States
"Kai with the rizzma! We stay rizzin till we die!"
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