energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

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eat more possum

Southern slang for just sucking it up and dealing with a bad situation.

So you're broke and hungry, just suck it up and eat more possum.

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gtgtas

Got to go take a shit
Used when texting someone when in a rush to the porcelain pony.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I gtgtas.
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?!
Guy 1: I gotta to go take a shit man!

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Schrödingers Queer

When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.

Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.

person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.

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armpit sex

A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*.

Armpit sex may also be referred to as armpit fucking, pit fucking, putting one's dick in a headlock, or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit).

*Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.

1. "Yo, I got a mad rash from getting pit fucked last night."

2. Carrie was on the rag so she and Matt had to resort to armpit sex for a few days.

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waze train

When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

I've been the third car in this Waze train since La Brea.

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cornobble

To smack somebody with a fish.

I cornobbled Jason. **smacks Jason with a fish**

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