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1. Yo look how hard she's hitting on him... she's definitely underfucked!
2. That guy is completely underfucked. He just desperately asked her out again after she told him to fuck off for the third time...
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Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.
Josh: Bro ur a pussy, you only made it 5 days into DDD.
Drake: Stfu man it's not that easy.
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A music genre made up of songs heavy origins or basis in fan communities, such as those for anime. A large portion of this genre is made up of J-Pop.
My buddy: “The hell is that”
Me: “Otacore. It’s basically anime music”
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An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”
“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
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a microwave owen. Word invented in Wales for simplicity.
The popty ping has popped the popcorn.
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A grilled cheese with a slice of cheddar and a slice of mozzarella. Silas' favorite sandwich in the show Weeds. And, with that in mind, an absolutely delicious snack to have when you're stoned, as it is even more extraordinary than the original grilled cheese.
I've got the munchies real bad -- go tell your mom to make us some cheddarellas.
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A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.
Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.
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