Mourn Hub

A nickname for a funeral home

A: Got any plans tomorrow?
B: No... Well... I'll be going to my dad's funeral at the Mourn Hub.

A: Aw, man, I'm sorry about that. If you're feeling mourny, give me a call, I know someone you might like.

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mourny

The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.

After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.

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wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

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covid virgin

A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam Fawaz to describe a person who has had neither the covid-19 virus nor any vaccine for said virus

“Do you equate someone who survived the virus with a covid virgin; in terms of risk?”

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chardonnay mom

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Think June Cleaver on booze.

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Blursday

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

Today must be blursday because I have no idea what day it is.

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good clean fun!

Usually refers to activities that are rated for all audiences and does not involve any of the following: sex, drugs, alcohol

Hantz: we have a party tonight at my aunt's house and me and my cousins will be playing a game of Monopoly.
Frantz: aaah good clean fun!

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