waze train

When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.

I've been the third car in this Waze train since La Brea.

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cornobble

To smack somebody with a fish.

I cornobbled Jason. **smacks Jason with a fish**

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Truss

To Truss something up

Named after UK's shortest PM Liz Truss, who trussed up the economy with her trussonomics

Damn dawg, you really Trussed that up

What a trussing mess

You really did a truss eh?

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chili head

1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones.

2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.

I wanted to get back at my ex, so I gave him a chili head.

My chili head friends and I tried the jalapeno pepper and I got a high from it.

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divorceary

The anniversary of a divorce.

I am celebrating my one year divorceary with a party! Naturally, good and bad feelings of the split with my ex-husband come to mind.

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skeleton on the gelatin

October's "elf on the shelf".

A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.

Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.

Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."

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greenwashing

when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.

Both are examples of "greenwashing".

- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.

- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.

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