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When you deflect criticism by pointing out flaws in your opponent, specifically using the phrase "what about x?" This is an attempt to excuse you from changing you behavior by painting your opponent as a hypocrite.
Dad: Son, you haven't cleaned your room in two years. Please clean it up.
Son: Why are you always telling me to clean my room? What about YOUR room? Or what about your relation with mom? Shouldn't YOU be the one cleaning up your life?
Dad: Quit your whataboutism and clean your damn room. I'm tired of seeing that dead rat over there in the corner.
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A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.
Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.
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One quarter mile on each side of the exit from MacDonalds drive through. Dangerous since exiting drivers are digging in the bag for their fries and not paying attention to the road.
Slow down, it's the no fry zone for Burger King.
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-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
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Term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware title else ring. Typically used to call someone a virgin or single.
Unfortunately for you however you are Maidenless.
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"The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett
"If I drink any more coffee I risk being knurd."
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Half-cocked former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a mushroom patch.
He's emotionally stunted; probably hates his dad for some perceived slight like say, asking him to do something with his life other than donation-based drug parties. He's sexually reckless with only a tenuous enough grasp on nonmonogamy to use it to be a slut. Into tantra but not condoms.
Supported Bernie but would rather watch the government collapse so ultimately sat out the whole election, "the moon landing was faked, bruh," anti-vaxxer, some kind of vegan/orthorexic eater but his abs only look good because of all the coke he does.
Instead of hosting intelligent discourse he likes to ask "highly philosophical" questions as a means of deflection, but his arguments can be knocked down with simple logic. He refuses to partake in society, because he sees through the bullshit, but in reality he's almost totally ignorant.
He'll seduce you with talks of sacred geometry and if he's the calmer type, demonstrations of acro yoga. For all the talk of intimacy, spirituality, and human connection, he just grunts on top of you like any other dudebro you've made the mistake of fucking.
Basically a very dirty and confused cross between the shittiest art student in the program and a standard hard-partying college dude.
That wook just wandered into camp with a ten-strip and some raw bacon trying to barter for water!
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