premad

Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

(While playing Phase 10)

Douchebag: "I am going to skip you--Are you ready to be mad?"
Person A: "Should I premad?"

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outwordle

While playing the online game Wordle, when a friend, family member -- anyone, really -- guesses the day's word in fewer tries than you.

I was proud of myself for solving today's Wordle in four guesses but my 15-year-old son outwordled me and got it in three.

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rainbow capitalism

when big corporations pretend to support gay people and trans people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff

Person A: Hey look, there is a trans man in the new Gillette commercial!

Person B: Don't get your hopes up, it's just rainbow capitalism

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Green m&m

the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.

man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me

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permabear

A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what.

Opposite of permabull

Josiah is a real permabear. He is always negative about the stock market, even when things look rosy, he believes that things will head south eventually.

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Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

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piece of piss

A task that is considered easy. Generally this term is used in Australia.

Davo: Do you think you can finish those six beers before they close the pub?

Johnno: A piece of piss, mate. No worries.

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