Pussy stick

Another word for a vape pen.

Business man: Pussy stick?
Randy: Yeah you know penis pen wussy vape lady joints.

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stitious

When you are not fully superstitious. If you're just a little superstitious you're merely stitious.

My friend would never walk under a ladder because he is very superstitious. I would think about it but probably not pay much attention. I'm only stitious.

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porky pies

Cockney slang for "lies"

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

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Okie Doke

To fool or deceive someone in a particularly sly or clever manner, possibly leaving the victim with the feeling of being cheated or taken advantage of. Examples: Hidden ball trick in baseball, Fumblerooskie in football. Using loaded dice. A Ponzi scheme.

They tried to get me with the old okie doke but I wasn’t having it.

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Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

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spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.

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hellaciously

When it's not just crazy its HELLA crazy.

"dude work tonight was hellaciously insane!!"

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