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A rogue, or bounder. A cad is a man who is aware of the codes of conduct which seperate a gentleman from a ruffian, but finds himself unable to quite live up to them. Cads are quite capable of disguising themselves as good chaps for some time, only revealing their true nature in circumstances of particular stress or temptation. Others embrace their caddishness whole-heartedly and delight in behaving in a manner which is, to be quite frank, not cricket.
They are certainly intelligent, educated, often cultured and frequently very witty, but, alas, are simply unreliable.
"Even by the standards of Permanent Secretaries, Appleby really was rather a cad."
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When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.
Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.
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Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul
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Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
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The phenomenon where a person appears to be more attractive because they are wearing a facemask.
"I thought this guy was totally cute but then he took his facemask off and I can see that he was maskfishing"
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The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.
The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.
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Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
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