Grade Digger

Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.

"Yo, who was that chick at the union?"
"Nothing, grade digger"

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Liquid zoo

It's an aquarium

Hey mom can we go to the liquid zoo today?

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Cratefallen

When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates

(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?

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Wikiloop

The vicious, entrapping cycle of clicking intriguing link after intriguing link in Wikipedia.

I only wanted to know what a merkin was, but ended up wasting three hours caught in a wikiloop.

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milves

plural of milf.

That pack of milves is just begging for our young cocks.

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do you fuck with the war

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!

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bozone layer

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.

-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.

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