wifesexual

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

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Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

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grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

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I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

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fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

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Scrubber

(Fragrance Reference)
A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

If you're considering purchasing Fragrance x* , dont; It's an absolute scrubber.

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swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

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