coronapocalypse

End of the world via corona virus

The coronapocalypse will end all of us.

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elbump

noun - A bumping of the elbows of two bros. A superior alternative to high-fives and fist bumps, especially when one bro's hands are full.

Steve: Rob!
Rob: Hey bro.
Steve: Elbump?
Rob: Elbump!
Steve: Awesomeness!

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you so fluke

being whack, full of shit, fake

you so fluke man.

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folx

An alternate spelling of the noun "folks," first used in 2001 and popularized by tumblr in 2016. Mainstream and academic use is growing after adoption of the term by LGBTQ+ people, especially LGBTQ+ persons of color.

Use of the "X" emphasizes the existence of binary gender systems (especially in indigenous communities) and suggests support of and solidarity with people who are oppressed and/or marginalized.

Increasing protection for the most vulnerable folx in our society increases protection for us all.

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Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

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toady

One who flatters in the hope of gaining favors.

"M often acts like a complete toady, commenting J on her taste, her babely features, and her mind in the hopes that she will one day bear his hapa."

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Night water

The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.

“Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”

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