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when you stare at someone fondly and people who doesnt know your relationship can tell that you are attracted to her/him
random person: ah, are you two dating?
jim: no, why do you ask that?
random person: because you were looking at her with heart eyes!
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When someone "pretends" to reach for the check at a meal with friends but always get to it a little to late.
Or when the bill sits in the middle of the table and nobody reaches for it.
"I'll get it, all of you guys have alligator arms"
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The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.
The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.
There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
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Basic info:
owo is an emoticon used in chat rooms similar to o.o but the 'w' Is supposed to make it cute.
What does it mean?
owo means, a blank stare, but in a cute way.
Other similar emote(s).
OwO o.o
Nerd: (says to class snake, Sam,) Another way of writing 1,000,000 is 1x10^6
Sam The Snake: owo
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Horny for love, not really for sex, just for someone to cuddle with and love you unconditionally. a feeling that occurs when you a haven't been in a relationship/haven't been in one for awhile.
"idk, just felt really heart horny yesterday."
"wdym?"
"just, wanted to have someone, idk."
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Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
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Talking about or doing something with little knowledge of it, or not actually doing anything and having other people or objects do it on your behalf.
QA Engineers are really just armchairing all day.
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