hedgehog's dilemma

The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:

(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.

This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.

Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.

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It’s clipped

It’s clipped means that the situation being described is completely hopeless. it’s done, over, clipped.

“you still talking to Nick?”
“nahhh, he cheated. it’s clipped”

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yikers

An expression of shock, surprise or disgust. Derived from the word yikes It is the gen y way of expressing yikes

yikers u freaked me out

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shock site

A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.

Watch out for that link. It redirects to some shock site I've never seen before.

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run me my money

Run me my money means, give me my money now or else.

You late on your payments, run me my money {son}!

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Browareness

bro-ware-ness

To impart personal knowledge of a situation to a fellow bro that should inform him to his benefit.

"Dude, I'd watch out for that chick. She was born with the psycho gene."

"No way, I had no idea. Thanks for the browareness, man..."

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Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

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