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Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.
He caught the feels a little too fast, so I had to give him the ol' beep boop
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A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.
Guy 1: Why did you invite that girl to the bar with you so directly? Don’t you think it had zero chance of working?
Guy 2: Just a heat check. As long it doesn’t damage my chances at all with her in the future, it just checks to see if she might say yes to pure directness.
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'Thank you' in Spanish the way a tourist might say it. Also referring to the behind of someone who sat in a field for too long.
Grassy-ass for the crappy Spanish lesson.
Don't drag your butt on the ground next time, grassy-ass!
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The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.
John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.
Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.
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Extremely, entirely, absolutely. The correct spelling of the word as it is used, especially in the Deep South, is plumb, not plum.
That dog ran so fast after the rabbit, he was plumb exhausted.
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The anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something 'patriotic' that in reality, is terrifying.
The political heebie-jeebies.
"Usually I can just tune out Dale's rants about China but when he suggested Glen Beck run for president I got the yankee doodles."
Marcia: I might have voted for John McCain but there was just something in his smile that gave me the yankee doodles.
Louis: You base who you vote for off of their smiles? It's people like you who insist on beauty pageant elections that give me the yankee doodles.
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Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.
Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
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