Chonk

(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker

My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.

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gender fluid

Gender Fluid is a gender identity best described as a dynamic mix of boy and girl. A person who is Gender Fluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional genders, but may feel more boy some days, and more girl other days.
Being Gender Fluid has nothing to do with which set of genitalia one has, nor their sexual orientation.

No, I'm not a boy, and I'm not a girl either. I am gender fluid.

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debtpression

When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.

"Hey man, wanna go out tonight?"

"Nah man I don't wanna get worse debtpression"

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um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

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Theyfriend

Much like boyfriend or girlfriend, "theyfriend" is a gender neutral term that can be used for your genderfluid/agender/etc significant other that uses neutral pronouns.

"I'm going to see my theyfriend today! I love them so much~"

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gentlefem

A person of the female sex who decides to give up on becoming a dress wearing lady to become a gentleman. The woman does not need to be genderqueer (or any other transgender label), or a lesbian of any kind to do this.

I saw Laura and her girlfriend at the dance last night, and she's become such a gentlefem. Laura was there treating the ladies better than the actual gentlemen!

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go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

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