bothsidesism

When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.

Trump's bothsidesism about the alt-right and alt-left is ridiculous.

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i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6

i want to have sex.

i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. don't get it? say it faster.

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Infrastructure week

A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one's own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration's attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.

Tweet from Del Quinton Wilber:
!!! Prosecutor says that Manafort is cooperating with special counsel investigation !!!
Retweet from Dave Weigel:
Another great Infrastructure Week, everybody

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Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

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milk in first

Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to "pouring the milk first" when preparing cereal.

He's a milk in first sort of person -- I wouldn't trust him.

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summarize

To get ready for warm weather.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

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Shoot me straight

Tell truth be honest

If I ask you a question will you shoot me straight?

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