Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

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haunting

A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.

I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he's haunting me every time I see he's re-watched my Snaps.

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Weird Flex But Ok

Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.

Someone: Mindy and I like doing it when it's that time of the month for her because I think it's lowkey sexy y'know?
Me: Weird flex but ok

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OTX

OTX or #OTX is the abbreviated form of saying “Off The Xans” Made popular by Shoreline Mafia’s Song “Dope House Ft. Ohgeesy)

And I'm OTX, bitch I'm off the pour now,
Servin' goofy niggas, counting up the dough now

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Thot Process

The action or actions made to make someone look like a thot; i.e. make up, revealing clothing, etc.

"Hey everyone, Taysha here. Today, I'm going to show you the Thot Process of some of the Jenner girls today! Let's get started"

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adstraction

Distraction caused by advertisements when you are watching something in youtube.

Youtube should have been adstraction-free rather than testing the viewer's patience.

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trash panda

A raccoon

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.

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