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Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer's?
Maeby Fünke: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
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You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died.
"After she peed in a driveway, Lilly cleaned her legs with vodka."
"I'm dead."
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A phrase used to describe something so honest you're swearing upon God's name.
I swear on God = On God
Guy: I swear people ask themselves questions on ask.fm
Girl: On God.
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A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.
Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.
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My boss lives up in Greenwich and is freaking out over finding a new nanny. That is some serious RPP.
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when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
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Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
OMG. After sexting with this super hot guy last night, I totally woke up with girl wood.
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