Alexa’ed

Commanding a person like you would command an amazon Alexa;

Kid1:Mom,STOP!
And mom did stop talking.
Kid2:”Wow mom, he just alexa’ed you!”

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fantasy cheering

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.

As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.

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tfti

an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you

Joe: Man that party we all went to was crazy as hell
John: tfti assholes

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helicopper

police helicopter

here comes the helicopper, I'm outta here.

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Stable Genius

Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.

President Trump claims he’s a “Stable Genius “. Believe me, he can throw down some horse shit.

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passing crush

an excuse that someone uses when they are trying to cover up the fact that they have an actual crush on someone

I don’t really like Bob, I just think he’s cute, funny and smart! Don’t worry it’s just a passing crush

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OTTNO

"On To The Next One"

as seen in the Jay-Z song "On To The Next One" feat Swiss Beats.

Means if chick dont work out just move on to the next one.

Guy1: Son that chick aint feeling me dawg.

Guy2: Fuck that broad !

Guy1: Word Up. OTTNO

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