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In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"
Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he's the big stack at the table.
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penis of the President of the United States
A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.
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A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a safe space.”
Joe: “What a mega dooshkabob! So sad... let’s go get a shot and a beer to ward off any of his dooshness rubbing off on us!”
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What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.
Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
"Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It's this really cool sci-fi series."
"I'll add it to my list."
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A made up injury to get out of doing something
Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
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When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.
"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?"
"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"
"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"
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A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
April Fools!
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