Brewjob

Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.

My beer started to froth up, so I had to give in and give it a brewjob.

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Cheeky Wee

A slang word for taking a wee, normally were your not supposed to for example, behind a tree or in your best friends back yard, etc. it is mostly used in Australia (the best country) and, Personally it is my favorite type of wee

Guy: Where's Guy 3
Guy 2: His taking a cheeky wee behind the bush
Guy 3: that was amazing

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good damage

good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.

therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."

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save scumming

In video games: Manually saving your game over and over again (usually before important decisions/boss battles, etc.) to make sure that if you screw up later on, you can always just return to your most recent saved game.

Used in games that allow players to save whenever they want, thus making the game substantially easier because there's no real penalty for messing up, and it lets the player know what to expect ahead.

If I wasn't save scumming so much, I would've had to restart this mission a shitton of times.

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Yesn't

The proper way to say "no"

Friend 1: "Are you some sort of idiot?"
Friend 2: "Yesn't"
Friend 1: "Oh never mind"

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geg

From scouseland;

-Someone who goes to something they weren't actually invited to
- Someone who butts into, or who is listening to a conversation
- Someone who tags along

Can be used as a noun or verb- "gegging in"

"Is it okay if I geg with you at that party tonight?"
"Tony was definately gegging into our connversation before"
"Jess is such a geg"

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Rot

Rot rŏt - A state of being in which a person goes into antisocial hibernation. Not seen nor heard from for as little as minutes, for as long as days, the individual secludes themselves in total isolation. When resurfaced from their chosen crypt, the rotted individual will spring forth from their rest; once again able to spare the good people a flying fuck.

Note: This state is not personal nor reserved for specific groups of people at a time; family members may text friends in pinned photos on Instagram to track down this socially, existentially exhausted soul. It will be an all-out manhunt.

See also; Decompose, Deteriorate, Decay, “Can’t Even”

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was rotting. But I’ve resurfaced from my crypt!

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