turtle hull

The trunk of an automobile.

I travel with a first aid kit in my turtle hull.

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Board man gets paid

1) Popularized by NBA superstar Kawhi Leonard, the board man, who is the person doing all the hard work of rebound that is usually not in the spotlight of the basketball game. The saying in this context simply means anyone who is working hard should get a matching reward for their hard work.

2) This saying can also be traced back to Afro-Caribbean communities where during the table games such as pool or ping pong, the board man is the third person who ensures the game is fair. In this context the saying means that whoever contributes to the success of anyone or anything, should be rewarded as well for their continuations.

Emergency workers deserve to be recognized and rewarded by our society just as entertainers. I mean, the board man gets paid, yeah?

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spicebag

A spice bag is a fast food dish popular in Ireland inspired by Asian cuisine. The dish is most commonly sold in Chinese takeaways in Ireland. Typically, a spice bag consists of deep-fried salt and chilli chips, salt and chilli chicken, red and green peppers, sliced chili peppers, fried onions, and a variety of spices

I would love a spice-bag right now
Spicebags are a popular food

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grotty

Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"

I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.

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Jiffy Foot

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Getting it's name from walking to the 'Jiffy Mart' (a mostly defunct brand of convenience store in the South/North Florida) in your neighborhood. Not exactly an insult, but mostly just to point out you need to wash yo' dirty-ass feet.

Why are you tracking your stank Jiffy Foot in the house? You couldn't be bothered to put on a pair of flip-flops?

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warm-waterfall clasp

A "past-heavenly" action --- comparable to a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- to perform wif a hot chick; it involves nestling her against you while you're taking a shower together, and then dreamily holding each other in a loving embrace so dat da heated shower-water soothingly cascades down onto both of you at once.

Marshmallow-hearted stud: I love sharing a warm-waterfall clasp wif Tiffany; da prob is dat --- just like in da cases of a pillow-talk or a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- it's hard for me to stay awake, since her ample warm soft chest-pillowz super-relax me and make me feel drowsy and contented. We therefore wait to do it till we're done bathing and are ready to towel off anyway, so dat we can then just sleepily step outta da shower and head straight to da bedroom, lie down naked, and doze off in each other's arms.

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sponcon

When Instagram celebs promote products "sponsored" con.

I drink this tea every day and it gives me flatter abs! #sponcon

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