Oh Brother

Winnie the Poohs equivalent to "Mother Fucking Shit"

Oh Brother, we're out of Honey.

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Sanctuary

This is sanctuary from the evil of this dictionary. You may use it as you like.

Guy 1: Thank you for this sanctuary.

Me: You are welcome

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Self care

Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

Me and my friend are going camping, we’re gonna have some Self care time if you know what I mean

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Squinny

Chipmunk: word used in Des Moines area

There's a squinny living under my porch

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Deadhead

A hardcore fan of the Grateful Dead. The complete opposite of a Parrothead.

Julio: Dude, that bro is trippy.
Beckworth: Hahaha, bro, that is just a Deadhead.

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post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."

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wifesexual

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”

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