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A combination of a hiccup and a burp.
Person 1 : Did you just burp or hiccup?
Person 2 : Neither, it was a hiccaburp.
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The act of performing oral sex on women for the necessary amount of time. Every good lover should be prepared to pitch the tent, unroll the sleeping bag and bring the pillow in order to satisfy the recipient. In other words...Put in the time and have a comfortable slumber when you’re going down under.
After the third date, he proved his loyalty by camping out until I was finshed...twice.
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Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.
“Curtis came through like a tornado, sulking and fuming” said Maddie after Winston finally came out of the ICU feet first , “and you couldn’t say a word without him blowing up.”
Offering scant reassurance, Bruce said “You can’t take it personally, though, he wasn’t mad at you, he was pre-grieving.”
“He was still a little shit,” said Maddie.
"Mom was so staunch when Dad was in hospice." says Rosemarie. "She pre-grieved by completely reorganizing the china cupboard, the linen closet and even the glove box of his Caddie."
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When a trans person gets euphoria from validation but in a bad context.
Like when a MtF gets cat called when walking in front of men, or when receiving unsolicited nudes from men etc...
"I got ewphoria from those guys cat calling me"
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When you attempt to do something, then panic because you realize you're about to hurt or humiliate yourself.
Derek experienced trial and terror when he kissed the girl of his dreams, then quickly pulled away because he knew he had bad breath.
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A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.
Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
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When people on social media make their lives about nothing, like people who make their whole stream about eating fast food. That is nothing culture.
Man 1: Hey look at jimmy's stream, today he is going to buy everything at a McDonalds and then eat it all with his bros!
Man 2: Bro that's just a bunch of nothing culture quit watching that.
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