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Double Income No Kids with a dog
They travel all the time, they are dinkwads.
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To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.
My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.
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a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
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Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.
Oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.
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A person who capitalises on the public grief surrounding a celebrity's death for attention or personal gain.
When a well-known person dies, within minutes a Grief Digger posts a photo of themselves with the famous person, exaggerating their personal connection to them, claiming a close friendship or partial credit for their achievements that can no longer be verified by the deceased. Similar to a Gold Digger, their ulterior motives are in stark contrast to their outward sincerity.
"RIP my friend. We shared many happy times together. You inspired me and I inspired you."
No, you didn't. You're a Grief Digger. You had a brief chat and a selfie with them at ComicCon, which had a long-lasting impact on you, and they instantly forgot you.
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When a person/people REALLY want the D so they give compliments, flirt, etc. Similar to when a person walks by and a group of men/women say, "You look good, shorty. I like your outfit. Can I get your number?"
Martin Louis blinked and now we're all dickpigging. Gat damn he looks good. 😝
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When you have beef with someone on someone else's behalf.
Allison has a proxy beef with Zoey because she went down on her friend Caitlin's boyfriend at Coachella behind a bush.
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