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Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003

3330๐Ÿ‘ 570๐Ÿ‘Ž


tiger

1. Tiger is a word said condescendingly by someone at least 1 year older than someone else, often but not exclusively by a retiree to a teenager. It makes fun of the younger person's energetic, unlearned, immature, vicious, aggresive, dynamic persona.
2. A good friend.
3. An Acquaintance.

1. "Easy there, Tiger."
2. "Yo Tiger! Whattup?"
3. "Hey Tiger. Long time, no see."

by Diego August 14, 2003

684๐Ÿ‘ 248๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucka free

1) Finally kicking a POS boyfriend to the curb after a long and crappy relationship. Usually to the relief of all friends and family.
2) Single Status Female

"Hey girl, are you going out with your man tonight?"
"Hell no! I am sucka free!"

"Sucka free and happy as can be!!"

by Barbarella March 18, 2005

231๐Ÿ‘ 300๐Ÿ‘Ž


ehaircut

see ihaircut. When a person changes their online identity in some way.

Steve360: Dude you're using a new font color.

Jane2004: Yeah I got an ehaircut

by Karlton Christopher Williams March 30, 2004

92๐Ÿ‘ 193๐Ÿ‘Ž


drama trap

A scheme engineered by one who is a lover of drama to suck a victim into a situation or succession of events in real life having the dramatic progression or emotional effect characteristic of a play.

Jessica loves to exaggerate her problems in order to gain more attention from others. Jessica encounters Billy, a potential sexual partner. She does not know if Billy is interested in her. Jessica tells all of her friends about Billy, exaggerating her feelings for him and even creating made-up facts. She is setting up a drama trap by entangling her friends into this situation. Jessica will set off the trap and get her big drama moment when Billy confirms his feelings for her. Whether Billy rejects her or likes her back doesn't matter, because each scenario will provide Jessica grounds for intense drama within her group of friends. Jessica's friends are trapped because she used so much exaggeration to heighten their anticipation to the end result. Jessica may even make her drama moment public, such as in a shopping mall or within her workplace.

by Alex November 2, 2004

247๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

by Who, me? August 18, 2003

1159๐Ÿ‘ 272๐Ÿ‘Ž


DYJGTIY

Did you just get the internet yesterday

<BalefireX> honestly, DYJGTIY?

by Mystic July 9, 2004

156๐Ÿ‘ 547๐Ÿ‘Ž