Party promises are those "plans" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.
"Dude, we should totally grab coffee sometime soon!"
"Yea, totally!"
(one or both thinking: "this coffee date will never happen, but I can stop talking to them now")
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It's uncomfortable and there's this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.
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Hug from Aunt Zelda at Thanksgiving. "Dude, Aunt Zelda totally just body spammed me!"
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n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky
That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.
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noun. A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.
With that team, you are entering a rather large hurt locker.
You are all headed for the hurt locker.
Just sit back and relax, you're in my hurt locker now.
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Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"
WOAH, thats guys gonna need a stack! (of plates)
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Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.
John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.
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