doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

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e-tact

Tact exercised in an electronic environments, for example, when composing email, instant messenging, or weblogging (or commenting therein).

Jim thought he was being funny and clever, but his comments about my blog lacked e-tact.

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hulk out

To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.

"It all happened so fast... the Broncos ran in their fifth touchdown and he just Hulked out. I hope he's going to pay for a new TV. And window."

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spring break

The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!

Girl 1: "Hey, have you heard about the new spring break hot spot?"
Girl 2: "No, where is it?"
Girl 1: "Intercourse Pennsylania! Amish country! I can't wait to get freaky at the barn raising! MTV is going to be there! I gotta go out and buy an apron to go with my dress!"

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value add

A business euphemism for "the reason I'd like you to think I'm useful."

My value add on this project is to leverage best-known-methods (BKMs) to focus on strategies leveraging core competencies moving forward synergistically to achieve our mutual business objectives.

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vaulted

When a secret or an important piece of information is confirmed safe with the person you have entrusted it with.

"Sarah, I want to tell you that I actually have a Spice Girls doll collection...and I brush their hair while listening to 'Wannabe'."

"Don't worry Stuart. It's totally vaulted."

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Playlistism

Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network.

Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."

Mike accused me of playlistism when I questioned his collection of Color Me Badd b-sides.

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