Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

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Acoustic Pussy

When you misplace your vibrator

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.

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fuck you money

The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.

When I grow up I want to be a shitposter on the internet with 'fuck you money' like Notch.

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pig squeal

in hardcore bands and music the singer will make a squealing sound with his voice which sounds like a pig.

I love this song because of all the pig squeals.

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Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

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Tuna Hours

When a Pisces gets rejected, putting them in tuna hours. Often followed up by drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and listening to Guns 'N' Roses.

"Bro, this girl I was into just curved me. Full blown tuna hours tonight"

"Shit I'm sorry bro, wanna drink PBR and listen to 'November Rain' by GNR?"

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anotha one

The worlds best way to say another one

Anotha one, Anotha one, and Anotha one

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