gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

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gentleman

A well-mannered and considerate man with high standards of proper behavior.

"Mr knightly opened the door for Emma to pass through first, so that she would not simply walk into it."

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blizzie

a blizzie is a blunt, rolled by a genious, thats hits perfectly, and gets you fucken retarted.

Hannah, you just rolled a great blizzie, I am so high I dont know my name.

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kazoo

the most fucking awesome instrument on the planet!!!!!

He played a symphony about llamas on hi kazoo.

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Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain, The lead singer of Nirvana. Kurts music changed the music industry in a way that is still evident today. He influences so many people with his amazing music and lyrics. The world was blessed with his talent and presence until april 5th, 1994, when he supposedly committed suicide. now i could ramble on for hours on all of the evidence that makes it CLEAR that he didnt committ suicide but ill just skip that and say that kurts true fans already know all of that and know in their hearts that he didnt kill himself but was killed by courtney love. nobody is ever going to forget Kurt. his music will keep him alive as it touches people each and every day. The world was a better place when you were with us, Kurt. RIP.

Nirvana- the greatest grunge/rock band of all time

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LHA

A girl jewish youth group chapter in BBYO.

LHA is the best!
I wanna join LHA!

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Mannequinism

An epidemic of those who are ENTIRELY too skinny for their own good!

Mary Kate Olsen DUH! hahaha

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