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Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.

I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.

by September 25, 2023


terriyall

terriyall is a girl who will speak her mind, if she doesn’t like you she will tell you, other people think she is really mean, but she is actually the nicest and quietest person on earth, at first she will let some things slide but once you make her mad she will go off on you, she is so very nice and smart also we love you terriyall.

Associate: “Terriyall” you are so nice too me.
Terriyall: that’s because i fwy fr, other people don’t get this kind of treatment.

by April 14, 2023


srutija

A girl who lives on Wattpad and Pinterest, loves 1 direction and wishes for a life of travel and cool clothes and stuff.

I don’t want to study mom! I’m a Srutija i just want to travel and do cool stuff rather than being stuck in a 9-5 job!

by July 1, 2021


jean kirschtein

A stupid horseface

Hey who is that?

Jean Kirschtein, or, known as the stupid horseface

by October 14, 2020

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Belianna

An overall perfect girl, though sometimes she's a little fiesty.

She's being a real Belianna today

by May 7, 2021


Dick Hoppin

When a woman goes from one guy to the next in a short frame of time.

Tyler: "Man that hoe is dick hopping." Tyrone: "I know I hit it last week."

by June 27, 2023


Skegss

A surf punk band from Bryon Bay in Australia.

The Skegss concert last weekend was fucking awesome.

by December 7, 2020