piss washing

When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.

1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.

2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.

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Clock Sucker

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

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WTFWJD

Acronym for "What the fuck would Jesus do"

I am really at a crossroads in my life I wonder WTFWJD?

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fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

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