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Person1: "Hey, 1d's taking a break. for 18 months only though."
Person2: "Okay. I can wait it out."
-6 years later-
Person1: "..."
Person2: "well fuck"
Inventor of Sass ("The Father of Sass"). Absolute king. Sun. Has a pure, radiating smile. Bullier of Liam Payne. My favorite person in the world. Lighter of the whole world. The bravest person ever. Best known songs to humanity. Extremely strong and tolerant. My love.
stranger: "who the hell is that cute radiating sun? explanation NOW, who the FUCK is that. i need to know."
me: "oh that is harry styles' husband. also mine. we share him every week. his name is Louis Tomlinson. he is not to be disrespected or i will PERSONALLY come for you."