floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

28👍 5👎

Timberella

A bad ass bitch of a princess who lives in the woods, and cuts trees for a living.

"I was out on a hike yesterday and out of nowhere comes Timberella wearing a pair of sexy assless chaps, wielding a chainsaw. Man, I hope Disney makes a movie about her soon."