holy shit

When a man gets so drunk that he cant remember what happened the night before and shits his pants... therby waking up the next morning with shit in is pantsand not knowing were it came from and assuming it was an act of god.

Dude! i woke up this morning with some holy shit in my pants!!

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Pulled an Osama

When a senior citizen that is bed-ridden and not supposed to be alive manages to dissapear from wherever they are regardless of the fact there is a 30 pound machine hooked up to their ass that keeps them from drowning in their own lungs and cant be found by ANYBODY.

God dammit!!! grandpa pulled an osama last night and no one can find him! He took the hemodialysis machine with him too!!

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In-n-out

what i did to your mother last night and again this morning!!!!

So i heard you went to <insert good friends name> house yesterday.
yup i gave <his/her> mom an in-n-out too!

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