Redlands SCEGGS

A private school in lower north shore filled with grindset wannabe crypto bros and spoiled rich kids who have never shed a drop of sweat in their self-righteous lives.

There is no way to describe the feeling of walking past one of their students on the street other than a mix of secondhand embarrasment and a light fear. Because as much as they try to fight innocent bystanders, a redlanders’ only mode of self defence is swinging their arms around in the hopes of hitting something or someone.

A crowd so insufferable in fact, that not only were they banned from the nearby McDonalds for intoxicating workers with berry blast flavoured air, but were also banned from their local woolies, servo and chargrill charlie’s.

But dont worry, even though the school is old enough to have been teaching literal slave owners, they still manage to keep their rich culture of not giving a shit about their out-of-hand student body in order to keep the money coming.

Redlands student: “I go to Redlands SCEGGS”
Sane, educated person: “the world would be a better place if you didnt wake up tomorrow”