Mike Bibby

a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.

Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.

Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."

Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
Interviewer: "What?!?"

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