shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

titochico

Tito’s vodka mixed with the delicious Mexican bubbly - better known as Topo Chico. Can be served with a splash of lime, cranberry, orange juice, pineapple juice, etc.

Joey - “I’ll take a Titochico”
Bartender - “What’s that?”
Joey - “That Mexican bubbly water mixed with A-Town’s finest, aka Tito’s Vodka.”