Kobe Envy

The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.

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Kobeology

1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball.

2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity.

Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.

Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish?

Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family.

Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment.

Student: Thank you and may Kobe be with you.

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