Edward

Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!

Oh gosh is that an Edward? There goes the Edward. Be friends with Edward”

Nick

Nick is a rowdy individual who rides electric camels in his free time. Nick is a generous friend when it comes to sharing his tree *insert Winkie face* ‘Nick is not ick and tends to take naps in odd places. Such as Albuquerque New Mexico, Siberia (yes), in on Jeffrey Epsteins island. A fun fact about Nick is that his pack of lemurs are called a conspiracy because they conspire how to get things in groups. Be like Nick.

Me and Nick were smoking some tree with a conspiracy of lemurs in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It was so lit.