Amiga Realm

This is the complete and final level of the friend zone. You have no chance in hell with her. You’re one of the homegirls. Not the ones she may potentially hook up with. This is also compared to being a “prison bitch”. You are not a man now! 🤣. You can however escape......see....”The Bro Zone”.

P1: Hey is Kevin gonna stop by the store and pick up the weed & beer for the party?

P2: No, he called and said Kathy broke up with her man so he has to console her.

P1: Yo, that’s fucked up! That girl has him trapped in the “Amiga Realm”. Poor, guy...he has no idea that I’ve been smashing while she was with dude does he?

P2: Nope. But we do need that weed and beer. 🤣

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Desk Pop

The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.

Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.

Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.

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Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.

P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.