banana

a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.

WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible

my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus

Rock

Geological formation usually referred to as a yucky grey lump. can be found anywhere such as under dem bedsheets Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at that fat ugly grey lump it must be a rock

carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.

awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.