Carl

A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)

person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?

Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.

Person #1: Oh that sucks man.

Example B:

CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?

bob-bertha

an amazing shark-like creature that feasts on the souls of anything in its reach. It requires daily sacrifices to fuel it's everlasting thirst for bloodshed.

Hey dude brother man bro, I just got all of my appendages eaten by a bob-bertha, by the way, you look really #creamy right now.