Phase II

A supemental wipe of one's ass when residue in the anal canal that's not easily accessible during phase I (inital wipe after a poop) gets moist and seeps out the asshole requiring a 'phase II', usually performed with a baby wipe back to front.

Hey Dustin, I pooped about an hour ago and now my asshole is beginning to itch and feel kinda moist. I'm gonna go Phase II.

jewportunist

A Jew who exploits circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by consistent principles or plans.

Will is a Jewportunist who has no qualms about stepping on others to get ahead at work.