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Tayne

Any steamy video that’s NSFW.

“Now Tayne I can get into.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019

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glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019