Tyler

Tyler is perfection itself. He's a ladies man, and has a charming perfect smile. He's popular, funny, and he's got smarts, too! Tyler is extremely sexy with that muscular body and brown hair. His brown eyes are so gorgeous against his tanned skin (a good chance your Tyler might be Italian). Tyler always makes you laugh and he loves to give hugs if he has a crush on you. Tylers are sometimes seen as players, although they're really not; they'll move on from one girl to another very quickly, but they are very loyal, and stay single for a while after a breakup. Try to be his best girl friend, always someone he can talk to, if you're interested in him. He'll more likely take notice of you if you're a person who catches his eye and smiles or waves at you in the hall when he sees you. Tyler's soul mate will most likely have M, S, or R as the first letter of their name, and their best friend's names usually start with J, N, W, and C. Overall, Tyler is perfect! <3

Girl 1: Did you see that hottie over there?
Girl 2: Oh, yeah, that's Tyler. Total ladies man.
Girl 1: *swoons*

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Josiah

The biggest fucking liar in the WORLD! If he is ever backed into a corner or his image is threatened in some way or another, the only responses that you will receive through this piece of trash's corrupted lips are deceptions meant only to mislead you. This scumbag will lie through his teeth, regardless of the evidence that shows the truth. His deceptive word weaving will reveal his obscene stupidity and uncanny urge to spout fabrications or even falsify others as scapegoats just to to make someone else appear to be the cause of a problem to escape responsibility.

This asshole, named Josiah, is probably the most worthless and disgusting piece of humanity to ever walk the face of the planet. Josiah is a player, a liar, an asshole, a jerk, a fucking piece of shit, and a wannabe. It's embarrassing to know him, let alone be acquainted with him.

Girl: I'm not your whore, you asshole.
Josiah: Calm your tits, bitch. You're annoying and I absolutely hate you, anyway. I don't like you, I never did. I just said I did so I could get nudes, blowjobs, a little action, maybe some booty and titties thrown in there for good measure.
Girl: Oh, so you're a player?
Josiah: Um...I guess...
Girl: Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played, asshole/Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, asshole.

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