Everythingship

A meeting of the minds, bodies and souls.

Girl: Are we in a relationship?
Boy: No, we're in an Everythingship

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MOB

Middle aged Old Bag, typically between 45 and 59. A miserable faced, ugly, dumpy woman who generally speaks to everyone else with a bad attitude and a grumpy voice, on a power trip thinking she is better than everyone else.

Darren: Have we encountered a MOB here?

Me: Yes it's definetely a MOB, probably better if we try someone else.

CSC cock suckers crease

The lines on a Mans face either side of the nose down toward the mouth from the unusual stretching of male facial skin. Unlike the female skin texture the male facial skin is not designed to stretch!

Steve: Can you see the lines on that blokes face? Have I got those?

Me: No mate that’s a CSC Cock Suckers Crease.. it’s how you spot a closet homosexual!

tropical brown

When a ginger haired person can not accept their hair colour and decide it's Tropical Brown.

Me.. Leighton mate what colour is your hair
Leighton.... Tropical Brown mate

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